Java ftiipky

vtipy, co lítají mezi programátory ...

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Sent: Thursday, March 05, 2009 4:04 PM
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Subject: RE: Java

A bunch of 17 year olds - ClassCast, IllegalArgument and ArrayOutOfBounds - decide to take their chances, and try to get served at the bar. The Bartender takes one look at them, and asks them for ID. ClassCast hands over his fake ID, IllegalArgument hands over his brother Throwable's ID, but ArrayOutOfBounds doesn't have any fake ID. The Bartender says "Sorry guys, you'll have to leave unless I can see some ID". ClassCast pleads with the barman "can't you just bend the rules for us?" and the barman says "Sorry, no Exceptions".

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Sent: Thursday, March 05, 2009 3:47 PM
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Subject: Java

Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders